Post by James on Nov 13, 2011 2:56:45 GMT -1
and had a lovely chat with a christian! Below is the transcript of what took place. "You" is me, and "Stranger" is the christian.
(for those of you who don't know, Omegle is a chatroom thing where you get paired up with a random stranger to talk about whatever. You can elect to be given a question to discuss by another random person.)
Enjoy!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
have you ever masturbated in public? How was it?
You: nope
Stranger: EWWWWW ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
You: well
You: does doing it in a train toilet count?
Stranger: Your sick -____________-
You: Not really
You: it was a long journey
Stranger: Oh , okay ?
You: and I was bored
Stranger: Jesus loves you. ,3
You: No he doesn't
Stranger: <3
Stranger: Yes he does.
You: My life has been ruined by growing up in a religious family who resent me for being homosexual
You: So fuck your Jesus
(there was a couple minute pause of them not typing here)
You: heh, speechless, eh?
Stranger: idc, what you have to say. He loves you. <3333 Your family is a whole different story , and if you had a good relationship with him you'd know.
You: newsflash - he doesn't exist
You: idiot
Stranger: remember that, when Jesus comes for his people.
Stranger: It isn't too late to change.
Stranger: Repent ! <33333333
You: oh, you want me to confess my sins, do you?
Stranger: Not to me. I have no business knowing that.
Stranger: Talk to Jesus.
You: maybe you're right
You: thankyou for this refreshing insight, random internet stranger, who thinks he/she has more sway over my views on religion than my family has
Stranger: I'm sorry if you had a bad experience with learning about him. But having a relationship with jesus is wayyyyyyy more improtant than a religion.
You: You honestly think that sitting on an anonymous chatroom will actually help you spread your harmful messages of some "loving", "all-powerful" deity?
You: you'd be better off standing on a street corner, raving like the deluded, brainwashed psychopath that you are
Stranger: I'm not saying it will or won't but it's worth a try.
Stranger: And regardless Jesus loves you, and if you can't see that you will one day. just make sure it isn't too late.
You: No trust me, I'll never accept christianity, Jesus, God, the holy spirit, the virgin mary, or whatever other fantasy you want to forcefeed down peoples' throats
Stranger: Oh, well that's sad to hear.
You: It's sad to hear that you do, actually
Stranger: But hopefully, the Lord touches you. <3
You: he's a rapist now?
You: eww
You: sorry, I don't want to get molested by some spiritual being
Stranger: Oh, okay.
Stranger: -_________-
Stranger: Don't be ignorant !
You: You're the ignorant one
Stranger: Jesus loves you whether you do or not.
You: You reject science in exchange for magic and fairy tales. You live in a fantasy.
Stranger: And regardless of ANYTHING you have to say, he will love you.
You: The bible was written thousands of years ago by people living in a desert, who thought it was acceptable to sell their daughters when they turned 12 just to get some more money for their families
Stranger: Noooo, being touched by the holy spirit is an amazing feeling. W
Stranger: Which you can't get unless you come to him.
You: Look, I've heard all of it before
You: I hear it every day of my life
Stranger: I'm sorry, for your ignornace. May the Lord bless you, meng.
Stranger: Cause you need it !
You: I could argue this into the ground, and you'll probably end up in tears by the end of it. I'm going easy on you.
Stranger: Na'mean ?
Stranger: I honestly DO NOT care what you have to say.
Stranger: It's all nonsense.
You: Then you truly are the ignorant one. I'm reading everything you type out, giving well thought out arguments against your point of view, and you clearly just have no inclination of ever trying to come up with something sensible to say, rather resorting to calling me ignorant and repeating tired, worn-out statements that have been drilled into you probably since birth
Stranger: I just want you to know , he loves you. but if your too blind to see that, fine by me. Just know when I'm in heaven worshiping my Lord, it'd be great to see you. <3333
Stranger: Jesus loves you.
Stranger: <333333
You: There you go again
You: Repeating yourself
Stranger: Gay is not the way.
You: Oh it is
You: I love it up the ass
Stranger: JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! <3
You: premarital sex is awesome
Stranger: What a beautiful name. <3333
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(for those of you who don't know, Omegle is a chatroom thing where you get paired up with a random stranger to talk about whatever. You can elect to be given a question to discuss by another random person.)
Enjoy!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
have you ever masturbated in public? How was it?
You: nope
Stranger: EWWWWW ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
You: well
You: does doing it in a train toilet count?
Stranger: Your sick -____________-
You: Not really
You: it was a long journey
Stranger: Oh , okay ?
You: and I was bored
Stranger: Jesus loves you. ,3
You: No he doesn't
Stranger: <3
Stranger: Yes he does.
You: My life has been ruined by growing up in a religious family who resent me for being homosexual
You: So fuck your Jesus
(there was a couple minute pause of them not typing here)
You: heh, speechless, eh?
Stranger: idc, what you have to say. He loves you. <3333 Your family is a whole different story , and if you had a good relationship with him you'd know.
You: newsflash - he doesn't exist
You: idiot
Stranger: remember that, when Jesus comes for his people.
Stranger: It isn't too late to change.
Stranger: Repent ! <33333333
You: oh, you want me to confess my sins, do you?
Stranger: Not to me. I have no business knowing that.
Stranger: Talk to Jesus.
You: maybe you're right
You: thankyou for this refreshing insight, random internet stranger, who thinks he/she has more sway over my views on religion than my family has
Stranger: I'm sorry if you had a bad experience with learning about him. But having a relationship with jesus is wayyyyyyy more improtant than a religion.
You: You honestly think that sitting on an anonymous chatroom will actually help you spread your harmful messages of some "loving", "all-powerful" deity?
You: you'd be better off standing on a street corner, raving like the deluded, brainwashed psychopath that you are
Stranger: I'm not saying it will or won't but it's worth a try.
Stranger: And regardless Jesus loves you, and if you can't see that you will one day. just make sure it isn't too late.
You: No trust me, I'll never accept christianity, Jesus, God, the holy spirit, the virgin mary, or whatever other fantasy you want to forcefeed down peoples' throats
Stranger: Oh, well that's sad to hear.
You: It's sad to hear that you do, actually
Stranger: But hopefully, the Lord touches you. <3
You: he's a rapist now?
You: eww
You: sorry, I don't want to get molested by some spiritual being
Stranger: Oh, okay.
Stranger: -_________-
Stranger: Don't be ignorant !
You: You're the ignorant one
Stranger: Jesus loves you whether you do or not.
You: You reject science in exchange for magic and fairy tales. You live in a fantasy.
Stranger: And regardless of ANYTHING you have to say, he will love you.
You: The bible was written thousands of years ago by people living in a desert, who thought it was acceptable to sell their daughters when they turned 12 just to get some more money for their families
Stranger: Noooo, being touched by the holy spirit is an amazing feeling. W
Stranger: Which you can't get unless you come to him.
You: Look, I've heard all of it before
You: I hear it every day of my life
Stranger: I'm sorry, for your ignornace. May the Lord bless you, meng.
Stranger: Cause you need it !
You: I could argue this into the ground, and you'll probably end up in tears by the end of it. I'm going easy on you.
Stranger: Na'mean ?
Stranger: I honestly DO NOT care what you have to say.
Stranger: It's all nonsense.
You: Then you truly are the ignorant one. I'm reading everything you type out, giving well thought out arguments against your point of view, and you clearly just have no inclination of ever trying to come up with something sensible to say, rather resorting to calling me ignorant and repeating tired, worn-out statements that have been drilled into you probably since birth
Stranger: I just want you to know , he loves you. but if your too blind to see that, fine by me. Just know when I'm in heaven worshiping my Lord, it'd be great to see you. <3333
Stranger: Jesus loves you.
Stranger: <333333
You: There you go again
You: Repeating yourself
Stranger: Gay is not the way.
You: Oh it is
You: I love it up the ass
Stranger: JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! <3
You: premarital sex is awesome
Stranger: What a beautiful name. <3333
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
